Toppsy Curvey
from Scoreland's Model Directory
Every man should be fortunate enough to pal around or marry a woman like Toppsy Curvey. "What does she have that other women don't?" The body…okay, that's an easy one. The mind…the stereotypical equation usually reads, "big tits+blonde hair=bimbo," but with
Toppsy Curvey, that's as antiquated as the Pythagorean Theorem. What else… baseball! No bullshit, guys…this woman knows her baseball, and she knows it well. Give her a beer, a dog and her two favorite pitchers-Roger Clemens and David Cone-throwing on the mound and Toppsy
Curvey could live in a baseball stadium. After getting to know Toppsy, you'll probably want to join her.
SCORE: How's the "Kiss of Death" doing today?
TOPPSY Curvey : You must have been talking to LuLu. She's the only one who calls me that.
SCORE: She mentioned that sometimes when you go out onto the baseball field, the home team loses.
T.C.: Not any more. I go out a lot more than LuLu does. She only goes out about 11 times and I run out about 25-30 times a year. My winning percentage is pretty strong, and the entire stadium, players included, enjoy it.
SCORE: What about the pitcher with the groin injury after you kissed him?
TOPPSY Curvey : Poor Bob Walk. He pitches for Pittsburgh and, after I ran out and kissed him, he had to leave the game because of a groin injury. I mean, right after I kissed him. I'm sure it was coincidental, but I took some abuse for that one and I think he did too. Most of the griping comes from LuLu, though. Every sister likes to get on the other, and we're no different. Here's one for LuLu…I want you to print this. If LuLu calls me the "Kiss of Death" ask her how many strikes it takes to strike out. She'd probably tell you six, plus the extra point.
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